Kids Say the Darndest Things...

Ok - so I think I need to start documenting the ridiculously funny things that my kids say... so here I go for today!

1) We asked Cy to say grace before dinner...
Dad: Cy why don't you say grace tonight
Cy: Ok Dad! On your mark, get set, GO!!
Dad: That is not grace Cy!
Cy: Oh yes it is

2) Cy: Excuse me Mom, uh excuse me mommy
Mom: What Cy?
Cy: I fake farted
Mom: So did you fart?
Cy: Nope, I fake farted... Daddy showed me!

3) Mom: Cy do you have to go potty?
Cy: nope
Mom: Cy are you sure you don't have to go potty?
Cy: nope
Mom: Cy why do you keep touching your peeps if you don't have to go potty?
Cy: Because he's my friend mom
Mom: Jeff... this is all you